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5 ways to dump your partner… that are worse than by email

This is a great idea. You wait until the two of your are in mid-air, all alone, and drop the bomb. He’ll either hurl you from the basket or you get to endure the rest of the ride in stony silence, which will probably have you begging for the first, more-murdery option.

5. Have a Toddler Do It for You

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1. In a Hot Air Balloon

by Rebecca Stokes

2. Singing Telegram

Will the glares of his shocked parents be easy to take? Nope. But at least you know he’ll have a support system in place.

Nobody wants to cry on a toddler’s fuzzy head! Nobody! Bonus points if the toddler presents the dumpee with a flower or half-eaten cookie.

“Yeah, it’s just not working out.” Annnnnd how.

4. During Sex

break-up

It’s fun, and it’s playful! A broken heart stings just a little less when “it’s not you, it’s me” is presented to the tune of “Blurred Lines.” It’s downright toe-tapping!

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3. When He’s Introducing You to His Parents

Read this article in The Stir

It’s fun, and it’s playful! A broken heart stings just a little less when “it’s not you, it’s me” is presented to the tune of “Blurred Lines.” It’s downright toe-tapping!

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